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Funny letter from friend in military.
Well, this letter made me laugh until I pissed myself.
One of my friends, recently joined the national guard, and was taken over to iraq. His friend and his girlfriend were also in the military. His friend's girlfriend was giving his friend a blow. She was epileptic. Something happened. He had to get it sewn back on. When the major walked by, he threatened to give him a dishonorable discharge. When he got the letter for the discharge, it said:
My friend told me what happened in his letter, I died laughing.
One of my friends, recently joined the national guard, and was taken over to iraq. His friend and his girlfriend were also in the military. His friend's girlfriend was giving his friend a blow. She was epileptic. Something happened. He had to get it sewn back on. When the major walked by, he threatened to give him a dishonorable discharge. When he got the letter for the discharge, it said:
Dear ***** *********, I have chosen to give you a dishonorable discharge, but I cannot push myself to do it as it took me 45 minutes to write this letter.
My friend told me what happened in his letter, I died laughing.
Hoss.
i dont get the joke? is it where a guy gets his manhood bitten off or where the major is such an asshole he discharges a guy without a penis?
im confused.
im confused.
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