it seems that we're most untalented persons for the entire toribash history

No, not at all, we're not the worst

I have near perfect pitch. In high school my teacher could play a random guitar chord and I would be able to guess the chord without looking only by sound. I don't read music, I figured out how to play music by ear and watching other people play.

it's all about the bass no treble

I can make some good Brazilian bass / house remixes and I am a good video editor