Toribash
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Previously on DIAF......
Narrator: We find our Warriors in a heated discussion with fellow DIAF members
Ard: HOLY SH-- MYI's gotta gun!
MYI: STOP RIGHT THERE ONE STEP AND ILL BLOW UR BRAINS OUT!
Duane: Whoa take it easy man...
MYI: (Slaps Duane) Shut Up!
Ipin: Ahhh crud ok whos bloody idea was it to give the gun to MYI?
MYI: i said shutup
Ard: Psst what do we do now
Duane: i'd usually go for running and screaming but i think ill just stand herecuz you....
MYIshoots duane in the head)
Ipin: ....
Ard: Meh he wasn't woth it
Ipin: Agreed
(EXPLOSION)
MYI: (gasps)
Spekta: Freeze FB....
MYI: (starts shooting Spekta)
Spekta: AAAAAHHHH!!!!
Fireless: MYI and company put ur hands in the air we got u surrounded
(clock ticking heart beating)
MYI: Jumps out of window
(suspenseful music)
MYI:Oh crap
(music stops)
Narrator: It seems MYI was cornered for sides by the DIAF-BI it seems hope is lost but then....
(ROCKET LAUNCHERS FIRED)
Spekta/Fireless: Holy Crap!
Ard: Its Its Its.....
Rafa: Thats right im back
Rafafires at ipin)
Ard: Ipin nooooooo!!!!
Narrator: As Ard mourned over the death of Ipin. Spekta,Fireless and the rest of the DIAF-BI prepared to fight MYI And Rafa's Team


Well since im all out of ideas so u continue it who wins? who loses? will someone get revived? will someone get decapped so hard ur eyeballs will pop out?
u decide....
Previusly On Diaf
RafaShoots at Ard But Wait)
Ard:hah!Out Of Bullets
Cloren:RUN FOR YAH LIVEAS IT BARNY!!!!
Duane: OMG!
Narratoruane Was Decap By Barny
cloren:Hey.....I wanna Decap Him Too
Narrator:Was Decap By Barney while ard....
Ard:FIRIN FIST or something something
cloren:Hey Barney You Decap the narator..now wat..
(cloren)narrator:Suddenly Cloren Do A Fury combo at Barny
Ard:hey....
Rafa:*bang*
Ard:is on the floor
Cloren:OMG You Killed ardgevald..
Duane:you killer!

Next on diaf...
Rafa: no thats not how it goes it's "you killed ardgevald. you basterd"
Narrator: ok boys according to the story you hide his body and simon baker (the mentalist) comes and find out all of you did it.
Duane: =/ BARNEY

barney murders the narrator and burys his nos in cement

Ipin: hey boys whats goin on

Cloren sees through ipins desguise and crushes his head in between his thyes

Ard: i sholda seen that commin >.> BOYS!

gandalf the grey and gandalf the white and ........... misa musa lini and the blue geanie and cowbot curtis and jombie the . robo cop terminator darth maul darth vader bill S. preston and thedore logan spok doc oc and hulk hogan all came a outta no where lightning fast and the kikced cloren in his fucking ass that was the bloodiest battle that the world ever saw the rest of diaf lookin in total awe

next on DIAF
You just got TOLD by an 11 YEAR OLD
DIAF
dude its actually Benito Mussalini xDD i performed that before xDD but ok lets continue the story

Narrator: We find the last remaining hero Cloren at the graveyard dying of heart disease as something weird happen
Jackstar: Hey guys check this out
Ard: What is it?
jackstar: its a zombie potion bought it off the forums
Cloren: Awesome dude
Jakcstar: and now watch as i clumsily slip this in Duane's, Rafa's and Fireless's(hehe) grave
Narrator: and sure enuff that was the second stupidest thing Jackstar has ever done because what happened next was horrific
Rafa,Duane,Fireless: (eats cloren)
Cloren:Holy Mongoose in a Monster truck. Doh My Gadd!? GAH-AH-AH!!!
Cannible: Hey guys guess what? im coming ba- -
Duane: (Eats Cannible)
Cannible: Not the face not the face
Duane: Wow he tates surprisingly like cloren xDD
Narrator: Im not really sure what happened next since i was the 10th replacement but i know it got down here
MYI: What wire shud i cut?
Duane: Its obviously the red
Ard: DAMMIT MAN (slaps duane) that says the explosive wire
Duaneslaps ard) I KNOW!
Ard: then why'd you slap me?
Duane: (slpas ard again) i dunno its kinda fun
MYI: Guys! chill
Iceman: I am. obviously my name is iceman get it? Ice? Chill? Man?....
Duane: (eats Iceman)
Ard:The green one the green one
(Explodes)
Spekta: Hey BITCH its the blue one
MYI: well he did have a Dynamic Entrance so blue one it is
(clock ticking Heart beating)
MYIhyperventlating)
MYIcuts the blue one)
Ard: it didnt go off....
Duane: No shit Sherlock
MYI: Phew for a second i thought....
EXPLODES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Last edited by Virtue; May 3, 2009 at 10:00 AM.
At The Memorial of cloren....
Ipin. i thought you were barny...
Narrator: While They Mourning Barney change the mod to katana
Barny:i love you you love me!
Ipin:OMG!!!!
Ard:Firin Fist OF SOMETHING SOMETHING!
Narrator:barny was beeten again while suddenly
Barny:KATANA DECAP!
Uke: NOT SO FAAST
Narrator Uke Unleashes an Supar fart..
Cloren: OMG WATS THAT SMELL!

all is dead but not cloren Next On Diaf..
wow not much to work with....ummm..arrr....

cloren dies of heart desese 5 months later

next on diaf xD......
You just got TOLD by an 11 YEAR OLD
DIAF
cloren: where am i??
Narratorr: your in heaven..
cloren: KOOL wheres barny
Narrator: At Hell
cloren:ohh...
Ard: hey!
cloren: hi there ardgeva...
Ard: *pushes the button that will send cloren to hell*
cloren:ldAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
next on diaf
and all of a sudden
Oaks:*high on life*: i love yo guys *no homo*
Duane:0_0
Ard:0_0
Ipin:0_0
Cloren:0_0
JesseBean:
Narrorator:Oaks is Kicked for acting fake gay -_-

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