Some of my favourites:

Ladies and Gentlemen:
Ladies and gentlemen good evening
You've seen that seeing is believing
Your ears and your eyes will be bleeding
Please check to see if you're still breathing

Numb:
can't you see that you're smothering me
holding too tightly
afraid to lose control
cause everything that you thought i would be
has fallen apart right in front of you

Leave out all the rest:
When my time comes
Forget the wrong that I've done
Help me leave behind some
Reasons to be missed

Diary of Jane:
Something's getting in the way
Something's just about to break
I will try to find my place in the diary of Jane
As I burn another page
As I look the other way
I still try to find my place
In the diary of Jane