rofl! this is awesome! XD

warning: big conversation about coconuts

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You: hi
Stranger: hey
You: do you like coconuts?
Stranger: not very
You: but you know, The juice from coconuts are very nutritious
Stranger: yes
You: they are high in carbohydrates
Stranger: so ,where are you from?
You: i sell coconuts at cheap price, but i'm afraid I can't disclose the location of my store, due to it's notoriety in the black market.
You: Unless you're a customer, of course.
You: Want to discuss the growth ratio of coconuts in western tropical countries?
Stranger: ohh
You: about the coconuts, sometimes, the mesocarp might get thick.Especially when the moon is in it's fullest and the cod are frolicking.
Stranger: so,you want to sell your coconuts
Stranger: ?
You: yup, at cheap price
You: 20 cents each
Stranger: where are you?
You: i cant tell you.... unless you're a customer
You: i told you already... arent you listening?
Stranger: e,but i'm to far to you
You: i have connections. ;) i can send them directly to you're home, and you wont have to pay any taxes for it ;)
You: just 20 cents each
Stranger: but i'm from china
Stranger: don't you think it's too far
Stranger: /?
You: nah... i told you, i have conections.... everywhere!
Stranger: ohh```
You: I know an agent that hooks me up contacts for my sellings. ;)
You: with contacts*
You: and he's also the one who gets me the coconnuts
Stranger: where are you from?
You: i told you, i can't disclose the location of my store, due to it's notoriety in the black market.
You: unless you're already a customer...
You: but since i didnt sell you anything yet, im afraid i cant tell you where i am from...
You: did you know that the tree of the coconut is also known as the "Tree Of Life" in some countries.
You: /?
Stranger: i mean what's country?
You: i live in a western tropical country thats all i can tell you for the time being...
You: i sell them a t a really cheap price! did you know that some people use coconuts not only as a source of food but also as building materials?
You: fascinating isn't it?
Stranger: sorry,
You: for what?
You: you're not interested in buying my coconuts, are you?...
Stranger: maybe
You: do you know many diferent usages to the coconuts?
You: they are not used for food only u know?
Stranger: it's maybe troublesome``
You: nah, c'mon... its only 20 cents each!
You: you get 5 of them for 1 dollar
You: and they are not only for food you know? you can use them for many different things.
Stranger: how to say?
Stranger: for example?
You: in many cultures they are used as tableware, fashion accessories, furniture, fuel source, and i can tell you about 20 more things you can do with them
You: for example: the shell of a coconut can be used to make tableware such as bowls, serving tray, spoon or ladle.
You: the coconut shell can also be carved out to make fashion accessories like necklaces, bangles, pendants, earrings and so on. In fact, the Hawaiians use coconut shell to make the buttons for their Hawaiian shirts.
You: aren't coconuts fascinating?
Stranger: yes``
Stranger: but ,we are so far,how you send me ?
You: so... do you want to buy some or not?
You: through mail
You: not e-mail
You: lol, just mailing
You: an agent will deliver them at your home, you pay him, and then its all done ;)
You: do you want some?
You: if you buy 50 (10 dollars) i'll offer you 5 more for free
You: so you'll get 55 for 10 doillars
You: dollars*
Stranger: agent?in china?
You: no
You: he will go together with the package and will deliver it himself
You: then he will return to my store again to give me you're money
Stranger: and he will come to china to get the things?
You: yes, i like to let my customers know that they can trust me, so all my deliveries are made by my agents
You: anyway, even if you dont want to buy them
You: i can tell you some more facts about coconuts if you want to ;)
You: or, i may interest you in some other fruit facts.
You: i am a major in Coconutology, though, but, even so, i know some things about other fruits
Stranger: thank you
Stranger: give me your email.maybe oneday,i want to buy
Stranger: okay?
You: ok, no problem ;)
You: [email protected]
You: sorry for the long e-mail
Stranger: never mind
You: some of the ones i tried were already in use
You: i also tried [email protected] and some other but they were in use already
You: ok then
Stranger: ok
You: thank you for you're patience
You: if you ever want to buys coconuts just send me an email
Stranger: you are welcome
You: My kind thanks to you and your clan. ;)
Stranger: okay.
You: good bye then, be sure to keep in contact ;)
You: cya
Stranger: thank you
Stranger: you told me many about the function of cocounts
You: you're welcome
You: im glad i could be of some educational use ;)
Stranger: and ,[email protected]``it's my email
Stranger: yeah
You: are you a female?
Stranger: you guess?
You: from the email, yes
Stranger: yeah,you are so smart
You: well thank you!
You: ok then, i gotta go and take care of some other coconut sellings that my customers asked me, and i cant let them down or i'll have my business ruined...
Stranger: okay```go for that
You: thank you for this nice conversation, i hope we speek again and maybe even make busines ;)
Stranger: yes,
You: once again, my kind thanks to you and your clan.
You: good bye
Stranger: thank you
Stranger: buy
Stranger: bye
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