Toribash
There is actually one way to have a texture joint. It is called Hector relax. You can purchase it from veb. Or his shop rather.
[spirit]
You can make them yourself. You can, but nobody else would see except you.

IT is in the search button, please use it.

http://forum.toribash.com/search.php?do=process

That, or what mercus said, buy the Real Working, for everyone to see, Hector relax from Veb Shop. For only 12 million tcs :V.

Also, there a whole bunch of threads like these, use the search button to find your answer.