thank you! ;)

dang dawg!

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You: wassssssaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!
You: :P
You: :D
You: WoOT!!!
You: man you're boring! -.-'
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now this is some serious 133t talking!

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Stranger: heeey there
You: wOot!
Stranger: w00t!
You: YAY!
You: lulzorz!
Stranger: lmfaooo
You: rofl!
You: u r teh leet!!! :D
Stranger: oh yesh!
You: weeeeee!!!!
You: lets party!!!
You: :D
Stranger: hell yeah!!!
You: d(-d(-.d(-.-)b.-)b-)b
Stranger: woah
You: partying! :D
Stranger: xD
Stranger: niceee
You: lulz
Stranger: where u from? xD
You: portugal XD, u?
Stranger: usa (:
You: nice!
Stranger: hell yeah xD
You: WooT!
You: :D
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: =]
You: | |_[]\/€ +|-|€ |_€€+ 5 |К € /-\ [ |-|
Stranger: holy cow
You: lol
Stranger: xDD
Stranger: i cant do that
You: ahah
You: | [ /-\ |\| [ /-\ |_| 5 € | |v| |_€€ + Z [] |К.Z
Stranger: =[
You: lol
Stranger: im jealous
You: | |v| |_€€ + Z [] |К.Z |_| |К. |\|[]+iiiiii /-\|-|/-\|-|/-\|-|/-\|-|/-\|-|/-\|-|iiiiiiiii
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seriously, wtf?! O.o

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You: hi
Stranger: TERRORIST
You: WHERE?! AAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!11
Stranger: YOU
You: KILL THI INFIDEL!!!!!!!
Stranger: OSAMA
You: I KILL U!!!! >:(
Stranger: YEAH YOU TERRORIST
Stranger: YOU'D LIKE THAT
Stranger: douche
You: bag!
Stranger: no u
You: im not terorist sir!!!!
You: im sell cheap frowers!
Stranger: sir? it's mam to you
You: oh sori!
Stranger: yeah how dare you speak to a lady like that
You: im used to it... :S
You: i use to stone my wife sometimes... its lots a fun! ahah :D
Stranger: yeah? sure
Stranger: terrorist
You: no i just sell cheap frowers
Stranger: you're just cheap in general
You: 20 cents each! :D
You: yeh... im a cheap douch bag who sells frowers! :D
You: want some frowers?!
Stranger: not from you
You: why?
You: i stole them of of some garden! :D
You: they r real
Stranger: i dont want terrorist flowers
You: want some frowers? im no terorist!
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EXTRA!:
You: fuck you!
You: i'll stone you to death u american!
You: INFIDEL! I KILL U!!!! >:(
You: stupid bitch! buy some frowers bitch! dont just run away!
you: hey! there's someone else there!
You: hi! want some frowers?!
Stranger 2: TERRORIST!!!
You: AW! FUCK YOU! *starts stoning*
You: Now ur dead! AH! :P *puts flower on top of dead body**takes 20 cents out of dead body's wallet*
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man, am i bored or what?! XD

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You: You suck :l
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this was a bit more succesful, read the whole thing :P

Stranger: how old r u?
You: 38
Stranger: male or female?
You: A lion
Stranger: awesome
Stranger: do u roar?
You: Yes, in the matter of fact I do
Stranger: wow
You: Then what are you :p
Stranger: are u scary?
You: No
You: im a pink lion
Stranger: lol
Stranger: u been spray painted pink?
You: Nope, its a dicease, pinkkeus lionius
Stranger: im not up to much me bored
You: You can always stone people :p
You: That is great fun
Stranger: stone people??
You: Stone people
You: Throw rocks at them
Stranger: oh ok
Stranger: ouch
You: It doesn't hurt you
Stranger: lol
You: its only fun to see a little girl suffering, and die
Stranger: hmm ok u r sick
You: NO im not
You: I just got better pleasures
Stranger: er ok
Stranger: well bye
You: why are you leaving
You: can't handle the truth?
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