I love finding these guys and beating them, especially when they're so-called 'elitists' at a game I've never played before. If it's a versus game of any type, it's very funny watching their expression after I begin sodomizing them around the third match; it's like a mix of despair, anger, and confusion, like a drunkard who's just lost a big bet. (I adapt fast, woot)

You do mean this literally, I hope?
Don't want to be the only one.