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I'd like to think that my extensive experience with the internet and the numerous mental scars it's given me will make me much more qualified for dealing with protection against the hoogey-boogey that isn't particularly healthy for kids to look at. More than my parents, anyways.
Well, you may call me a horrid father, but I would allow my child endless times on the internet, due to the endless waves of information it throws at you. Hell, even if the kid watches porn, it will do em good, by teaching him what the hell sex is.

But no addictions to anything.