Toribash
My entry for BirdFlu's competition!
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Kord's ToRiReal
That's this. I would love TB if it was more realistic. I was thinking about it for a long time. Firstly...

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#1Models!
I wish Tori's models were more realistic. They look like some kind of robots now-and the game is supposed to be realistic. What would I like Tori's to look like? Take a look at Gorman's awesome renders! Here are some examples, if you haven't seen them:


Awesome, aren't they? That would make a game more realistic, looking really cool with textures and stuff like that. That would change TB majorly-but it's worth it. But a look of Tori's won't make the game as realistic as I want to! To make that, we need the second thing implemented...


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#2Gravity!
Yea guys. The gravity is HIGHLY unrealistic. Jumping for 10 metres? Tori's unable to run? The -9.82 is really a bad gravity to make. That's why it shall be changed. The best gravity now is -35.00. But it still isn't realistic enough. Why? Feet don't stick to the ground at all. And they should. Just a bit, but that's enough. "What is that guy talking about?" FRICTION. Read about it. The lack of it is what makes normal, real-life-like jumping and backflips impossible. As I said-feet shall stick to the ground a bit. And the gravity would change sometimes? Why? Due to my next idea...

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#03Oh god, I grew fat!
That's a problem in real life, so why don't we implement that into TB? That will make people play it more often, and not leave. How? Simply; when you don't play, your Tori grows fat. He is heavier, he moves slower, he changes majorly. When you run your TB often, your Tori is slim, fast, and deadly. The only bad thing I see in it-People would run TB in a background, just to make their Tori cool. Well, I can't see how can we stop it, but the overall idea is pretty good in my humble opinion. However-people should also use market, which is described in second part of my entry.



Kord's Trading Center
Market needs some changes also. And these changes will put more into trading, that's why the name should be changed to Trading Center. Kord's Trading Center, because of me being lord of it
#1Textures' qualities!
Yes. All these epic texturers complain about texture size being only 128x128. And all newbies complain about texture items being expensive...Well, they don't anymore because of that stupid texture trading. So here is my first market idea: Different qualities. What does that mean? 64x64 textures, being worth ⅔ of current 128x128 textures. 256x256 being twice as expensive as current ones. And so on, with 512x512. That would lag a game, but hey! It would just need a better computer to run it. Talking about marketing...
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#2Easier trades!
Yea, baby! Noone buys from ToriShop these days. It became pretty useless, so I guess it would be pretty awesome to pay more attention to trading...I see it like this: Someone opens a trade request, sets it. Person who he requested to trade with gets a PM saying "X gives you Y for your Z! Do you agree?" Pretty cool, isn't it? Ability to set a minimal amount you want for an item would be usefull either. But if noone has that pink color you want then you have to use...
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#3Color tool!
Yea, many people want to make their own colors. The starting color would be grey. Any change to red, green, or blue would cost money. Making either white or black colour would be the most expensive. So would be the most green, blue, or red color. Understood? Cool. Here we go the 3rd part of this entry. The...
Kord's gameplay changes!
The game lacks some little things which would make it much easier...Let me quote myself...
Originally Posted by Kordiss View Post
#1 Command /autoop xxx
That will operate XXX. If you write /autoop addicted, everyone with addicted tag will get opped after entering the server. Good for clan servers and such.

#2 Autoopping owner.
Yes. After creator of a room comes back, he will automaticly get opped.
Useful when you are op, and get pinged.

#3 Command /mop xxx
Will make XXX a minor op, which means he can only change settings, mods, and such. He isn't allowed to kick/mute/ban/change desc.

#4 Command /set mod random
Sets a random mod from the list. I believe it's easy to implement, and good when you're bored.

#5 Warning before AFK-kick
That will warn you after spacing one or two turns. By a sound, or quickly changing colors.

#6 Default sambo gravity (suggested in that entry before!)
I believe we all know how unrealistic -9.82 at TB is. So, I think it's a good idea to make -30.00 a default gravity, when you run TB. Always.

#7 In-game running tutorial.
Yea. Fight school->Running. It'll be teaching some kinds of running, frame by frame. Like 3 styles to pick. That will make amount of "hao do i run" people less.

#8 Kick's reasons a'la IRC.
It happens quite often to me. I kick a guy, because he is a noob, and after a moment he comes back asking "why u kick me". So yea, /kick xxx spamming would be a good thing to make.

#9 Forum links ingame
E.g. in Fight School, a button See more at forums. Or in the main menu, on the bottom a Forum buton.

That's pretty much it.
The things I'd like to be added:

#1Copy/paste in-game!
We all lack this ability. Posting a link in-game is a pain in the ass, so noone would mind the ability to c/p. In-game needs one more feature...
#2Instant other people's inventory acces!
That has probably been suggested in proper board lotsa times...But I guess I'll put that in my entry aswell. When you click someone's nickname in-game, that opens a menu, like the "private messages" one, showing the link to his inventory, profile on forums and all that stuff. You know what I mean? But with all these name changes, we have another problem...
#3What was that guy's previous name?
All people change their names. I know that steve is steveirwin, but who is Alan? Extreme? And so on. Showing previous nickname under name is pretty good, and useful.
Thanks for reading, hope you enjoyed!
Lemme comment (flame without flames) D:
Originally Posted by Kordiss View Post
I wish Tori's models were more realistic. They look like some kind of robots now-and the game is supposed to be realistic. What would I like Tori's to look like? Take a look at Gorman's awesome renders! Here are some examples, if you haven't seen them:

That would TOTALLY change the game. It wouldn't be even similiar to toribash, all the openers would go rape themselves, replays too. Skill could pretty much get raped too.

Yea guys. The gravity is HIGHLY unrealistic. Jumping for 10 metres? Tori's unable to run? The -9.82 is really a bad gravity to make. That's why it shall be changed. The best gravity now is -35.00. But it still isn't realistic enough. Why? Feet don't stick to the ground at all. And they should. Just a bit, but that's enough. "What is that guy talking about?" FRICTION. Read about it. The lack of it is what makes normal, real-life-like jumping and backflips impossible. As I said-feet shall stick to the ground a bit. And the gravity would change sometimes? Why? Due to my next idea...

Quite huge gameplay change with friction. It could be made as a command, but not as default unchangeable. Changing gravity won't work at all. Why? Most of mods use default 9.82, so it makes no sense at all to change grav at start of classic to 35. And if this would affect all the mods like judo or wushu, I'd personally find your adress and team up with some other guys to rip your head off irl.


#03Oh god, I grew fat!
That's a problem in real life, so why don't we implement that into TB? That will make people play it more often, and not leave. How? Simply; when you don't play, your Tori grows fat. He is heavier, he moves slower, he changes majorly. When you run your TB often, your Tori is slim, fast, and deadly. The only bad thing I see in it-People would run TB in a background, just to make their Tori cool. Well, I can't see how can we stop it, but the overall idea is pretty good in my humble opinion. However-people should also use market, which is described in second part of my entry.

"Makes people play more often and not leave". If they don't play for a while because of unpredictable rl problems or just being bored a bit, they grow fat and when they think of coming back they say "OMG MY TORI IS SHIT NOW, FUCK IT, I WON'T PLAY". Also this totally rapes the most basic rule of toribash - equality of both players.


Kord's Trading Center
Market needs some changes also. And these changes will put more into trading, that's why the name should be changed to Trading Center. Kord's Trading Center, because of me being lord of it
#1Textures' qualities!
Yes. All these epic texturers complain about texture size being only 128x128. And all newbies complain about texture items being expensive...Well, they don't anymore because of that stupid texture trading. So here is my first market idea: Different qualities. What does that mean? 64x64 textures, being worth ⅔ of current 128x128 textures. 256x256 being twice as expensive as current ones. And so on, with 512x512. That would lag a game, but hey! It would just need a better computer to run it. Talking about marketing...

Guy with full textures of 128px weights ~5mb. My current custom folder weighs 600 mb even though I don't really have many textures. Multiplying it can kill others' computers. "It would just need a better computer to run it". JUST NEED A BETTER COMPUTER. You know it's not that easy to get a better computer, especially if I want to run one game, I'd more likely just abandon game. Maybe 256 texts would work for an OUTRAGEOUS prices, and maybe with limits to major parts like head.



#2Easier trades!
Yea, baby! Noone buys from ToriShop these days. It became pretty useless, so I guess it would be pretty awesome to pay more attention to trading...I see it like this: Someone opens a trade request, sets it. Person who he requested to trade with gets a PM saying "X gives you Y for your Z! Do you agree?" Pretty cool, isn't it? Ability to set a minimal amount you want for an item would be usefull either. But if noone has that pink color you want then you have to use...

This was function of toriexchange I think, but TE is now dead. Good thing.

#3Color tool!
Yea, many people want to make their own colors. The starting color would be grey. Any change to red, green, or blue would cost money. Making either white or black colour would be the most expensive. So would be the most green, blue, or red color. Understood? Cool. Here we go the 3rd part of this entry.

No, would make too many eyeraping colors and overall chaos. What if someone wants to sell such force? If this could ever work, it should have doubleplus outrageous prize, like fiftuple of demon, and qi limit, no matter for what rgb you use.



#1Copy/paste in-game!
We all lack this ability. Posting a link in-game is a pain in the ass, so noone would mind the ability to c/p. In-game needs one more feature...
#2Instant other people's inventory acces!
That has probably been suggested in proper board lotsa times...But I guess I'll put that in my entry aswell. When you click someone's nickname in-game, that opens a menu, like the "private messages" one, showing the link to his inventory, profile on forums and all that stuff. You know what I mean? But with all these name changes, we have another problem...
#3What was that guy's previous name?
All people change their names. I know that steve is steveirwin, but who is Alan? Extreme? And so on. Showing previous nickname under name is pretty good, and useful.

That works, basic good things everyone wants for at least 100 years.

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All I think :V Overall all of the ideas from that comp SUCK SO FUCKING GODDAMN MUCH.

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