Toribash
Erm... but everyone can have GIMP. Well, except Linux users, and 3.06 doesn't even exist for them yet. As I said, want customers? Put some spin on your shop concept.
"Call yourself alive? I promise you you'll be deafened by dust falling on the furniture,
you'll feel your eyebrows turning to two gashes, and your shoulder blades will ache for want of wings."