You know the drill. Every 14th of February you get the chance to display your fondness for a significant other by showering her with gifts, flowers, dinner, shows and any other baubles that women find romantic. Every Valentines day you rack your brains for that one special, unique gift that will show your wife or girlfriend that you really do care for them more than any other. Now ladies, I'll let you in on a little secret; guys really don't enjoy this that much. Sure seeing that smile on your face when we get it right is priceless, but that smile is the result of weeks of blood, sweat and consideration. Another secret; guys feel left out. That's right, there's no special holiday for the ladies to show their appreciation for the men in their life. Men as a whole are either too proud or too embarrassed to admit it.
Which is why a new holiday has been created.
March 14th is now officially "Steak and Blowjob Day". Simple, effective and self explanatory, this holiday has been created so you ladies finally have a day to show your man how much you care for him.
No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town; the name of the holiday explains it all, just a steak and a BJ. Thats it. Finally, this twin pair of Valentine's Day and Steak and Blowjob Day will usher in a new age of love as men everywhere try THAT much harder in February to ensure a memorable March 14th!
The word is already beginning to spread, but as with any new idea, it needs a little push to start the ball rolling. So spread the word, and help bring love and peace to this crazy world. And, of course, steak and BJ's.

Originally Posted by harlll

pretty cool idea, seeing as most women exploit valentines day as much as possible anyway

Originally Posted by caelquinn

Ill just take two steaks pl0x.

Not but seriously, Valentines day is one-sided in my experience. It's all about boyfriends/husbands spoiling their girlfriends/wives, and if any guy is lucky to receive an effort in return, well done to him.

Originally Posted by Clbck

If your girlfriend/wife expects you to do something on valentine's day but isn't willing to do anything to show her love for you then you're dating the wrong person.

Originally Posted by Clbck

Citation needed.

Originally Posted by harlllll

obviously it isn't, since it's a given that women will exploit any man who is naive and needy to the maximum extent. Men like you, good sir.