Okay, first off this is a thread for applications. Let us keep it that way.
Anything else even slightly off-topic should be taken elsewhere, as this thread has enough useless shit filling it up already.

Secondly, joke applications are not funny anymore. They have been done, countless times, and it will be considered off-topic. Do not post off-topic posts in here. Do not do it. I hope that is clear enough for everyone.