Christmas Lottery
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Well, i am leaving for maryland.(Long story included)
I don't know how long i will be gone for but in the mean time read this conversation i had.
Conversation With Agent Mcgonagall

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: finally someone normal
You: Hi
Stranger: yay!
Stranger: how are you?
You: Good a little annoyed due to all the spammers. you?
Stranger: yeah same here. im at school right now,having lunch
You: cool phone?
Stranger: what do you mean?
You: You on a phone?
Stranger: ohh, no, im not on a phone
You: Laptop?
Stranger: im on a laptop that is not my own
You: cool
Stranger: yes, it is. but i am authorized to use it
Stranger: im not stealing..hehe. im part of the cia, you see
You: Wow
Stranger: yes, be very impressed.
You: what grade you in
Stranger: i'm in no grade. im in the cia. the school of cia training
You: Wow, im a littleafraid
Stranger: what about you?
You: I am in 8th grade
Stranger: oh, no need to be afraid! im harmless
Stranger: that is very cool.
Stranger: i remember when i was in 8th grade..ah, those were the days
Stranger: before i had to become part of this secret operation
You: Wait if your in the cia why are you tellng me thatt isnt it supossed to be classified
Stranger: you are a stranger, so there is no harm in our conversation. and i am not revealing any secrets of the organization!
Stranger: You don't even know my name... or my abilities
You: Metaphoriclly speaking what if i tracked the ip of your laptop
Stranger: well, this is not my laptop, and i am no longer in the school
Stranger: are you questioning my abilities? are you afraid?
You: Well i am starting to have my doubts if your in the cia call my cell phone
Stranger: why would i call your cell phone?
Stranger: i do not know you
You: To show your abilities
Stranger: and I could reveal my whereabouts
Stranger: now you are questioning my intelligence!
You: And i an 8th grader am going to do what with your whereabouts
Stranger: reveal my whereabouts to your teachers and your parents and they will alert the government, and then the government will be after me and i will disappear to Siberia
Stranger: just like what the KGB would do
You: if your in the cia why would the government come after you
You: Are you american?
Stranger: because they would be angry at me for letting out this exclusive information
Stranger: That is not to be discussed
Stranger: ARE you?
Stranger: I mean, are YOU?
You: Yes i am an american have been for ever will be forever
Stranger: Are you proud of this fact
Stranger: ?
You: Yes I am proud to be an american
Stranger: wow, that is some strong patriotism
You: So back to topic if you are worrying about me revealing your status why tell me were you’ll go into hiding
Stranger: of course that was just a figure of speech
Stranger: you try to confuse a member of the CIA? YOU IMBECILE
You: I see
You: How old are you
Stranger: 24
You: What's your iq
Stranger: 137=
Stranger: yours?
You: last time i was tested i was in the 115-130's but that was like 3 years ago
Stranger: you never develop after you grow
You: Considering my logic and arithmetic has grown in knowledge i would imagine my iq would see a raise
Stranger: you are quite a smart one, I will talk to the government about you and maybe you'll have a chance of being recruited to my powerful and secret position. Then we can work together and have oodles and bonding.
You: Yes but how will you talk about one who you dont know
Stranger: I give ip
Stranger: you are not one to whisper to any longer
Stranger: the cia will have my head, and yours
Stranger: for talking to each other
You: What if i have a floating ip
Stranger: YOU FASCIST
You: I would imagine cia members would have more control over there temper seeing as yours just exploded
Stranger: touche you smart little eighth grader
Stranger: what kind of genetic reproduction tool do you have? I would love to know
You: Excuse me? are your asking my gender?
Stranger: YES,
You: I am male
Stranger: I knew it, I knew it all along Tom
You: Tom is not my name
Stranger: Oh, but I know
Stranger: I just wanted to throw you off
Stranger: but in reality, your name, age, location, and current activity are known and are monitered by the CIA
You: i know
Stranger: its good to be aware
Stranger: You are not as simple as a grenade
You: Not to aware i dont want to tangle with things to greater then me
Stranger: you are smart in that aspect, young tom, good for you
Stranger: you*
You: And once agian tom is not my name
Stranger: I would make mistakes, because I am too a human being of discord
Stranger: What do THEY call YOU
Stranger: ?
You: For my own saftey i will keep my last name disclosed
You: My first name is Nathaniel
Stranger: that makes sense of the utmost kind, and that is a great name, one that I knew already
Stranger: I am agent Mcgonagall
Stranger: Sorry, bud I have to go
You: wait
You: one last question
Stranger: yes?
You: Do you share a last name with a harry potter charecter
Stranger: Yes I did that on purpose
Stranger: of course all that I have told you is false information, to protect my TRUE identity
You: I figured
Stranger: good boy
Stranger: I have to go, my history 11 class is about to begin
You: Good bye i hope to talk in the future
Stranger: you too, bye ;)
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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tl;but read anyway.
That was SO funny. If that's what the CIA is actually like then the world is in serious danger from everything they're supposed to be protecting us from :L
Fr3styL It's a way of life
well the CIA can choke on my boner
"Can't see California with Marlon Brando's eyes"

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"She isn't real.... Can't make her real"
Originally Posted by fistfury View Post
well the CIA can choke on my boner

Mine too!.. Wait! I have to grown one :L
Last edited by fistfury; Jun 12, 2010 at 01:46 AM.
Fr3styL It's a way of life