Im going to bust a cap Im up here smoking crack Like a gangsta Im going to smack u up when the alien culture comes to attack ill be ready with my magum and gat Chillin wiv nile its like a new style We dispose dead bodies in a pile Yeah you heard right motherfuckers coming to take over the world UFO'S coming to steal our hoes defend the hood U know we could smoking a cigar in a benz Callin out to the hens, Im riding on dinosaurs acting like cavemen Fucking there whores They cant open doors To get to our stash crack cocaine and money in a bust This shit aint nearly complete Im a super elite soldier In the war Aint gunna end in a draw I break the law Like ice cube im saying fuck the police and i hang low with my dough Buyin hoes just gunna roll Im so gangsta I make bugs bunny come out his hole I put jokes into my rhymes Cunts think its prime If they dont ill suffocate them in slime Fuck optimus prime Im looking for heat to be more elite Weed and cocaine On the street. the big bang explodes on time when im high smoking up a bong As i sink the time becomes exstinct this is aussie hip-hop it aint gunna stop Times about to drop the skys falling On top of that u got hocked n u stoped weed dealing so u got no dough.

"Callin out to the hens, I am riding on dinosaurs acting like cavemen"
TeeHee
"I'll Suffocate them in slime, fuck Optimus prime
Why?

All in all decent and funny.

Haha Its not supposed to make sense

That's why Lil' Wayne sucks. Because his raps don't make sense. Once people start looking at lyrics rather than catchy beats, the rap industry might just get better, as it used to be.

No, not all rap needs to start making sense. Some of it could be abstract. (like abstract painting or surreal, its still art and great one - Vladimir Kush is amazing)
But yeah. Stuff like Lil Wayne is totally lame.

Rap can be abstract and still be original, different and interesting. Not this repetitive lame rap nowadays that's abstract but is total garbage when it comes to creative aspects. Just a whole bunch of marketing gimmicks orchestra.

I mean it could be abstract like this:

I dont like most of his early work. I like most of the new stuff he made tho. I also like Waka Flaka, Fabolous, Kanye West, Rick Ross, T-pain, etc.

Now back on-topic: The "Hardcore" Rap.
I like how it didnt make since. Twas funny and entertaining.

wanna fuck girls all diggity day untill i go home and hit the hay.i wake up te next morning with a story to tell and i see this dude eating my cereal. i say what's up he say's whats happening he say's that party was cracking and then he say's u was drunk as hell then ithought i didn't have a story to tell i went outside to check the mail but then i realize it was hot as hell i ran in with blisters on my feet i see a couple of sisters i say do you want to shake my spear they said not right now just wake the fuck up i get out of bed i say what the fuck it was all a dream that was a stupid ass dream atleast i have a story to tell. now thats rap you fake ass G

mh no no no no no no... that's not rap.

Just because it rhymes doesn't mean it's good.

I confirm these two statements.

P.S. There's nothing hardcore about this, you just cuss a lot.
This is the crappy kind of rap, the bitches n' money kinda rap, AKA the dumbass rap.