Re: Tell a funny story about yourself.
Me and my friend were one time out in his backyard messing around with a pickaxe and a wheel barrel frozen all the way through to a big block of ice, and so he takes the wide end of the Pick axe and comes down on it with all of his force, and a small, but sharp chunk of ice flies out of the chunk, and lacerates the side of my face.
If lacerate means cut.