Original Post
Dear Toribash users pretending to be girls
I know that most of you "girls" on the forums are probably definitely fake (and Lucent alts, because he's a spoiled rich bastard), and I just feel I should let you know that nobody believes your lies.
It's annoying seeing people with usernames like "girlygirl97" or "bunnyflowerloverainbow", because you're just trying too hard. If you're obligated to pretend to be a girl, which I recommend not doing, be subtle about it. How about I repeat that in a way that your tiny brains can understand.
BE SUBTLE.
This doesn't mean I believe there aren't any girls on Toribash (such as Mwah or Glow), I just believe the ones who are trying to get attention are fakes and failures. Yes, failures. If you're trying to get attention in such a desperate way, you sir, are a failure. NO EXCEPTIONS.
Yes, I know I'm raging like a bat outta hell. But it's for a good reason.
That's right, Lindzee. That's right, ShunnyBun.
We know you're fake (and yes, probably Lucent).
Also, this may be moved to Wibbles; wasn't sure where to put this.
It's annoying seeing people with usernames like "girlygirl97" or "bunnyflowerloverainbow", because you're just trying too hard. If you're obligated to pretend to be a girl, which I recommend not doing, be subtle about it. How about I repeat that in a way that your tiny brains can understand.
BE SUBTLE.
This doesn't mean I believe there aren't any girls on Toribash (such as Mwah or Glow), I just believe the ones who are trying to get attention are fakes and failures. Yes, failures. If you're trying to get attention in such a desperate way, you sir, are a failure. NO EXCEPTIONS.
Yes, I know I'm raging like a bat outta hell. But it's for a good reason.
That's right, Lindzee. That's right, ShunnyBun.
We know you're fake (and yes, probably Lucent).
Also, this may be moved to Wibbles; wasn't sure where to put this.
Last edited by SlyBash; Jul 3, 2011 at 08:46 AM.
Reason: obligated, not obliged... oh god what have i become
