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Tornado spotted 20 minutes from my town
now im fucking scared out of my mind.

just talk to me so i can get my mind off this and pray that it doesnt kill me and my family
I only care about love. I've ridden the TARDIS. Boxsucks
10/21/12
Find somewhere that you can pour a bunch of gasoline, like an empty swimming pool or the like. Fill it with gasoline. Wait for the tornado. When the tornado comes and sucks up all the gasoline light that bitch on fire. Record all of this and put it on youtube, you'll be famous.

But really, you probably won't die.
saw it doesnt say. its in towanda NY.
it just touched down.
I only care about love. I've ridden the TARDIS. Boxsucks
10/21/12
Three ideas:

1: Take out a shotgun and blast the tornado's ass.

2: Fap.

3: Get your family and gtfo.

4: All of the above.
Originally Posted by ZayexAlt View Post
Three ideas:

1: Take out a shotgun and blast the tornado's ass.

2: Fap.

3: Get your family and gtfo.

4: All of the above.

I have three ideas for you:

1: If you're going to try to post funny stuff, make sure it's funny.

2: See 1

3: Try to think before you post, that way you might be like "wow this actually seems like a stupid post, maybe i shouldn't hit that button?"

4: All of the Above
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Originally Posted by gamekid View Post
Just have faith that you're safe, and even if you do die, you go to the best place you can go.


Faith cant save you. if you are at the last minute of your life and then you pray then thats your problem but if youve been praying your whole life then you`ll go some place happy with waffles for mountains and syrup for raindrops. mmmmmmmmmmh waffles.
Have you ever wondered what a pink waffle would look like? http://*******/NfTqyv
wow.
now its hailing.
but i dont want to die. im only 15!!!!!
I only care about love. I've ridden the TARDIS. Boxsucks
10/21/12