Damn this shit ended and I didn't get a chance to do it lol well heres mine just for Lolz

Thar he was, all too famous Jetsnix. He was kidnapped one day and thrown through 4 tables and into the back of a dump truck. Everyone cried at the fact that their savior was missing. Then among the meloncolly croud came these men. They each had a waffle fucking another waffle on their left asscheeks. They hijacked the dumptruck and saved Jetsnix. But powas, drunk as he can be, accidentally pressed the button to dump the load. The Famous Jetsnix was trapped under 4 tons of sand. All that was visable was his asscheek with the waffle buttsecks tattoo hanging out of the sand. Powas shrugged, walk away laughing and gulped some more beer, soon to forget this all by next morning.

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