I saw a commercial for nail polish made of gold. We're practically in a crisis, and women are wearing gold nail polish? Fail.

OMFG. What are they going to make next,a golden dildo worth 1,000,000$

I bet the reason america is in debt is because the only crap we make is paper and pencils. Maybe that wasn't even made in america either. I think, in 2012, america is going to start making shit to get rid of debt and then a huge money/power war is going to break out.