when you fucking shove your hand into a doritos bag because you're as hungry as a motherfucker and when you pop dat shit out, you got red shit all over your knuckle?





i do

Punching Doritos does, in fact, cure hunger.

not really since my entire diet consists of only fried chicken


nice try though

i only put 2 fingers into the dorrito bag so only those two fingers get doritos on them

Poking your girl when she's on 'dat period.

You use 3 fingers for that, noob.


Also guys, I'm talking about the bigggg, loose bag in case you guys didn't know.


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also, i've developed this really good strategy, you put them in a cup and then proceed to drink it as if it was water. it kinda hurts your throat though.

Wut.

Roll the bag down as you go.

When we have some, I'll use chopsticks to eat anything that has a powder that will stick to my fingers/hand. Extremely convenient.

Is this what you call trolling Mightymouse?

Reported.

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Is this what you call backseat moderation Alan? Infracted.