Unfortunately I don't have a good one to start the thread :]

when i was in 3rd grade punched a kid in the face several times i said fuck you to the teacher cuz i was so pumped lol
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or when i was in 5th grade i punched a kid in the face at the park gave him a swollen lip and his big brother he was like 13 chased me got away

Dude, you're a south park kid xD

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When I'm the last man standing in Search and Destroy ;)

I know the feeling xD


When I was the last runner for the track and field Relay. I ran so hard I couldn't stand for 20 minutes.

When someone made fun of my mom. Took his helmet off and punch him in his face and his nuts. Got suspended for 2 games.

How can you take off his helmet then punch him. Or did he let you take it nicely because you were going to punch him and kick him in the nuts?

My hotel caught on fire and I had to run out seing flames. Damm I ran fast.

Cool story bros (non sarcastic). But I have to say I think liquidoom's fire running wins here