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Re: Self defense I want to see more people incorporate into Toribash....
Yay, bald guys.

<suomynona> It might kill you, but, that's the worst it'll do
Re: Self defense I want to see more people incorporate into Toribash....
Slap-fu.

<suomynona> It might kill you, but, that's the worst it'll do
Re: Self defense I want to see more people incorporate into Toribash....
''Danga-da-danga-da-dang!'' lol, he didn't even explain how he got the guy down in one of those videos, and he kinda looks like a meathead, but one of those meatheads that you grow attached to.
Re: Self defense I want to see more people incorporate into Toribash....
What's the point of this thread?

Also, the Daily Haha sucks.
Re: Self defense I want to see more people incorporate into Toribash....
rofl, that stuff he's trying to teach obviously DOES NOT WORK! You can tell that just by watching those videos. In all of those scenarios, he's fighting a guy one-on-one, if someone wanted to start s**t in a bar, they would definitely bring friends, and the guy was a bouncer, and an ultimate fighter, you cannot pull those moves off as easily as he could, some of which were impossible to do unless the guy stood still. Oh yeah, and were they practicing with a REAL knife?
Re: Self defense I want to see more people incorporate into Toribash....
Stuff he's teaching DOES work... Since, you know, it was developed to, you know, kill peoples.

How do I know this?

Well, because I've seen people do this sort of thing. Especially the gyaku ude gatame (The armlock/elbow grab from a grab to the front of the neck). These moves aren't developed to be used exactly like that - Theres some improvisation in how they work (such as you can do 2-handed moves by grabbing a vital spot with one hand).

Plus, its been discussed before - These moves would be quite difficult to use in Toribash... But not impossible. The ideas behind them have been used ^_^
Q = QUAKER OATS
Three rules of Q - 1. Qegola and Quarantine both start with Q. 2. There is no U in Qegola. 3. Qegola is you new god.

So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of the joke but your mom is a whore.
Re: Self defense I want to see more people incorporate into Toribash....
Its a good way of fighting, if not dirty, but who cares?

What made me laugh is that everytime he did a move he'd shout BAM!
at one point hes smacking that guys head off the table, and goes "Dont, you, ever, do that!"