HTOTM: FUSION
Re: 1000 Quote Challenge!
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"A friend of mine once bought a car from a newspaper ad. It went fine for a few months, then BAM! Herpes."
Q = QUAKER OATS
Three rules of Q - 1. Qegola and Quarantine both start with Q. 2. There is no U in Qegola. 3. Qegola is you new god.

So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of the joke but your mom is a whore.