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Gay.
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Being gay today is nothing too strange. Back then, they burned them on poles.

Why is gay so popular now?

It's simple.

It's the girls.

They are getting worse and worse by the day. Two people I know was normal but turned gay because they don't want a shit head that complains and nags all the time.

And what do girls today have in common with guys?

Before most people got gay because the female was so different, so they got scared and not turned on.

I mean they have those scary balls on their chest and when you look down they have nothing!


Meh sure we can handle some differences but today people go gay because most females are way too different in mind so no guy in the world would understand nor want to be near a female.

The only reason normal guys exists today is because some girls actually aren't morons.



Oh and I'm not gay, I believe in that someday I'll meet someone that's not a complete brat.
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There is a simple answer to all this bickering, fuck, and chuck my friend... Fuck, and chuck.

Either that or deal with the bitching, tis what I do. And to tell you the truth, having a women is worth it, plus mine doesn't complain much.

BTW, lol @ this thread.
Last edited by Slith; Jul 11, 2008 at 01:15 PM.
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The more gay guys the better. That only means more chicks for me. If it were up to me, every male in the world except for me would be totally queer. The women would have no choice but to date me.
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Originally Posted by The_guv_na View Post
The more gay guys the better. That only means more chicks for me. If it were up to me, every male in the world except for me would be totally queer. The women would have no choice but to date me.

...they could all just go lesbian
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Originally Posted by Freelancer View Post
...they could all just go lesbian

Sometimes I wonder why they don't just do it... I mean, most guys I know (this may or may not include me) are such complete morons and ugly too.

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Originally Posted by BladeNin
Is he a player or a monster?

Originally Posted by The_guv_na View Post
The more gay guys the better. That only means more chicks for me. If it were up to me, every male in the world except for me would be totally queer. The women would have no choice but to date me.

best thing I ever heard^

I say, ROFL, I still dont get the point of this thread..

"Gays are people who like people of the same sex in a stronger way.
This is because girls nag.
End."

wth?
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Forgot to mention, ever seen a girl try to get a guy as much as guys try to get a gal?

...dun dun duuun
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Soooo...basically what you're stating is that people is gay because they can't get any from the opposite sex?

That. Is gold.

Also:
Originally Posted by The_guv_na View Post
The more gay guys the better. That only means more chicks for me. If it were up to me, every male in the world except for me would be totally queer. The women would have no choice but to date me.

^Word.
Then he'd be the only normal person left on earth O.o

Well, suppose that means all the girls would go to him if they wanted a baby or something. "GUV_NA LET'S MAKE BABIES!"

That could be interesting.
Originally Posted by CMon View Post
Well, suppose that means all the girls would go to him if they wanted a baby or something. "GUV_NA LET'S MAKE BABIES!"

That could be interesting.

Then a Butch, hulk, Rosie O' Donnell of a woman says "Well, let's do this. We've gotta save the population."

.......I'll just donate my "goo" in that case.
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