Toribash
I didn't fool anyone, I got fooled by my own girl..
(I am going to type exactly as she text me, so it will be kind of unproper)

Her: babii, i needa tell yuu sumthin
Me: what?
Her: its kinda bad.. but idk depends how u react to it
Me: what is it?
Her: I got pregnate from another guy, but i think it's yours.. idk relly, just know im pregnate
Me: THE FUCK??
HeR: see you would get pissed
Me: you fucked another guy?
Her: LOL, yur dumb babe.. april fools n luv ya!!


^Worst way to get fooled...