1. Name (Real + ingame):
Philip and nohead
2. Belt (At least 2. Dan black):
Fuck belts. Here's something to think about. If you stuck a Lamborghini badge on a ford, would it be sold at the price of the overpriced piece of shit? Probably not.
3. Country + your timezone:
I live in 24/7 world
4. Favourite mods:
Fuck mods I'm up for whatever
5. Forum & in-game activity(1-10):
This scale sucks. 10 is not a clear representation of how long I am on this beautiful motherfucking game.
6. Special skills:
I can throw stuff at small objects at deadly accuracy, I have been known to remodel train stations on my lunch breaks, making them more efficient in the area of heat retention. I translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees, I write award-winning operas, I manage time efficiently.
7. Why you want to join [-SoA]?:
Because it fucking rocks, thats why.
8. Why you think we let you join?:
Uhm, because you all are magnificent motherfuckers.

9. Add paragraph to review yourself:

I am an abstract artist, a concrete analyst, and a ruthless bookie. Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy evening wear. I don't perspire. I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail. I have been caller number nine and won the weekend passes. Last summer I toured New Jersey with a traveling centrifugal-force demonstration. I bat .400. My deft floral arrangements have earned me fame in international botany circles. Children trust me.
I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy. I once read Paradise Lost, Moby Dick, and David Copperfield in one day and still had time to refurbish an entire dining room that evening. I know the exact location of every food item in the supermarket. I have performed covert operations for the CIA. I sleep once a week; when I do sleep, I sleep in a chair. While on vacation in Canada, I successfully negotiated with a group of terrorists who had seized a small bakery. The laws of physics do not apply to me.
I balance, I weave, I dodge, I frolic, and my bills are all paid. On weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact origami. Years ago I discovered the meaning of life but forgot to write it down. I have made extraordinary four-course meals using only a Mouli and a toaster oven. I breed prizewinning clams. I have won bullfights in San Juan, cliff-diving competitions in Sri Lanka, and spelling bees at the Kremlin. I have played Hamlet, I have performed open-heart surgery, and I have spoken with Elvis.