Ha! As if.
I'm going to admit that this replay is not completely new. The opener was actually made... [quickly looks] 9 months ago. I was just looking thorough the replays (so many openers and replays to finish, Lord!) and found out this snazzy looking piece of art ready to be finished up. The rest of story was done under influence of high levels of great music and squares of dark chocolate.
Here's the opener I was talking about and a little something to tickle your fancy.
Opener: Attachment 379103
(Note: This replay doesn't has author but was made by me. The thing is: I don't have the sign in automatically option to start whenever I open Toribash. So I usually do replays without the log in made previously. I only log in when I'm happy and ready to save the replay as an final unit.)
Bonus: Attachment 379104
I might (might) do a replay before New Year's eve arrive.