Chuck Norris' dog is trained to pick up his own poop because Chuck Norris will not take shit from anyone.

Chuck Norris was originally offered the role as Frodo in Lord of the Rings. He declined because, "Only a pussy would need three movies to destroy a piece of jewelery."

The saddest moment for a child is not when he learns Santa Claus isn't real, it's when he learns Chuck Norris is.

Chuck Norris cannot predict the future; the future just better fucking do what Chuck Norris says.

Chuck Norris is the only person that can punch a cyclops between the eye.

Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards. Chuck Norris can throw Brett Favre even further.

this thread shall fail terribly and will probably just lead to an argument

Chuck Norris sucks. And that's no joke.

what he said ^

Chuck Norris doesn't take a dump, he kicks the shit out of himself.

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Worst one evar.

Ahem. Can't post there, but read all you want.

ok got tons here r some

chuck norris is so though under his beard isn't a chin but a 3 fist.

chuck norris si so tough when he does a push-up he doesn't do it the world just moves down.

chuck norris's tears cure hiv\aids and cancer too bad he never cried.

wtf is this weird obsession with chuck norris that every1 has

i didnt get it, who is this chuk norrit?!

no please just NO i hate those stupid jokes