Once upon a time, A mysterious man who lived in an igloo he was named emg. Emg loved to commit series of brutal murders and picking up flowers then placing them at front door's of those he had to do. But these doors, had dead turtles... so he picked the gloves from the turtles' shell, sudden strength aroused from his penis but he amused because he's fapping to chuck norris movies when chuck's killing a rabbit with his finger nails,And his finger started to spew puss and semin. He licked it but he felt raw porkchops rubbing his nipples, then he saw a group of marauders. And he killed his dinosaur named Barney the Dinosaur and beat them with his nipple.Suddenly, a wild nipplemonger appeared, but didn't seem to care because it died after rocky balboa punched in the nipples. He soon realized that he hasn't been in a game for 2 days, emg continued to fondle Exize. He's a homosexual. Zekiller walked by seeing the excessive And He Got some object from a homosexual person,he gives knife to Benny for cutting his nipples because he was doing something weird and disturb oFingerzo who was masturbating with a purple penis toy and came forcefully. Later he want eat at a restaurant. He ordered a godzilla sized muffin and shoved it into the pants of emgs. then he shot obama with his gun that he stole Obama's clothes and blew up Osamabut failed because Osama was dead. Jesus flew in with a taco hidden in his underwear, he was want to kill illiterate hermaphrodite elephants and some cheetahs from under Emg's floppy left titty and his penis which he couldn't find, because it Shrivelled up and was eaten by ofingerzo who thougt...