Think of a meme for each of these. winner gets 100TC

1. I Dont Always _______ But When I Do I ___________.
2. I Used To Be Able To __________ Until I Took An Arrow To The Knee.
3. Back In Russia, You ___________. The _________ You
4. _______________________. You Dont Say
5. One Does Not Simply_____________

Example For No.3 - Back In Russia, You Dont Hack The Game. The Game Hacks You!

This Is Mostly For Noobs Trying To Get TC But You Can All Have A Go First 10 Will Be Judges. Post Quick!