Due to the lack of a question of the week, and seeing as most of the main people on here have answered Death's question, I'm going to take a question that has previously been asked in front of over three hundred thousand people to date:

Let's say that every day you were handed $2,000 a day. You don't have to declare it on your taxes if you wanted. The only stipulation is, whenever you use the bathroom for the dirtier of the two options, you must wipe your ass 100 times, or you're not clean. Would you accept this offer?