When I was nine, I invented a comic book series called 'Black & White'.

'Creative and racial inclusive' I thought.

The comic consisted of 12 or so squares, each containing a still shot of a fight scene between the two characters 'black' and 'white'. Black normally one due to his enormous strength and penis size sports orientation.

Anyways, signing your own name on the bottom of the comic seemed really lame as a kid. And my signature sucked lemons. SO I thought of my favourite food item ever, and coincidencially, there was a lovely little name already there! TheMuffinMan

It was my username for literally everything. I've even written my real name, then 'aka TheMuffinMan' on exams. My first toribash name was mrmuffin177.. bleh

Then as you all know, it evolved into the glorious TheMuffinMan.

And now its muffin.