seriously i suck. i lost against UKE. i am a disgrace to the community. how do i improve i am totally new

First off, you're not a disgrace to the community. I've lost to uke so many times its not funny. I think almost everyone here has felt this way.

Second, seeing as I am far from a teacher, let alone a master of this game, I suggest going to the Tutorials board. There are some great beginner tutorials plus the people there are always willing to help. Also, there is always the option of going to the Fight School option in the TB main menu and following some of the tuts there.

Hope this helped ^_^

Hm... Well i can teach you some moves if you want and i can show how to improve moves teach how to do cool dismembers like my replays PM me when you are online

Bro, if you want to be pr0, go to orgs, TRAIN or find a teacher.

Man keep training it will come along with time don't worry.

join ORG ARA, ARA can teach you how to beat UKE

I don't think not beating uke disgraces you in the community. The important thing is to have fun. Ask yourself whether you're determined to learn, or you just want to quit. If you want to learn, you can PM me or ask any pro's around. Another option is to go on organizations and sign up for organizations such as RSO. The teachers there are friendly and will teach you the basics.

You aren't a disgrace to the community. I spent 2 hours trying to beat uke when I was a noob. Don't worry about it.

When I was new i flew and lost because of uke but now I did that to him

Tip:train and train and your gonna be ready for anything ;]

I know that because Im a teacher myself..

oh yeah, you can beat uke with fnugget's liftkick ... kick , lift , throw down