Originally Posted by Guv_na

I thought your name is Delaid because it's "Dial Ed" backwards. And that comes from your RL name being Ed, and you like to have phone sex. But when you have phone sex, you take a long time to jizz, so then it has a double meaning. Dial Ed backwards, and "Delayed" as in delayed ejaculation. But delayed would be too obvious, so you spelled it as Dial Ed backwards.
>:U