Oh dear god, why the smilies, then the 1 word post edited to something completely pointless?
If there ever was a waste of space, i am sure you would be occupying it, this is why we have the minimum wage and council estates.
Please, use that tiny unused muscle in your skull called 'the human brain'. Maybe, just maybe, in this god forsaken world known as the mother (bleep)ing internets, you may find a deep ditch in which you can shelter yourself from the oppressiveness known as 'intelligent' people, and hopefully die a slow, freezing death so that you may continue on in that strange lifestyle called 'real life'. Yes i know, the internet can seem a daunting place, but with assholes such as myself, im sure we can coach you with our demoralizing remarks, making you a more 'respectable' member of the online social tree, maybe falling between 'idiot' and 'just plain noob'.
"Warning, bad man on internets be saying mean things, must go type mindless reply and make bad man go away."
Please do, i would love to see how a modern caveman would flame, my research suggests a likely response below.
"OMG!!!!!!! WHATS YOU (bleep)ING SAYINN!!!/1!ne! I ONLY WAN TO JOIN CLAN, BUT UOY BE (bleep)IN G DICK TO ME, (bleep) YOU YOU FAT UGLY MAN IN A NANS BASEDMENT!!!!1111ONONE! IM GOING TO SENDS YOU A WORM, I H/AVVE AN IP!!E!ON!
*midd lefinger*
"
OH SNAP, you got me there son, really, i must retreat to my bridge, snacking on those other not so fortunate noobs who forgot the use of emote spam, which is my not so secret weakness. Please, let me kiss your butt better. [/sarcasm]
I hope this has been educational, if so i would be happy to write you a manual labeled "HOW TO WORK INTERNETS - FOR COMPLETE RETARDS" I bet it would be of great use, and serve you for many many years to come. You can even pass it on from generation to generation, if you are cruel enough to give birth... i dread to think what those 'things' will be like I am sure if they follow in your footsteps, i can expect to see them walking into my walls in the near future.
As heartwarming this post has been, i am afraid i will have to bring it to a close. I would really love to give you more unfriendly advice, but you see i have important sleep i am missing, and you really aren't worth missing sleep over. Night
If there ever was a waste of space, i am sure you would be occupying it, this is why we have the minimum wage and council estates.
Please, use that tiny unused muscle in your skull called 'the human brain'. Maybe, just maybe, in this god forsaken world known as the mother (bleep)ing internets, you may find a deep ditch in which you can shelter yourself from the oppressiveness known as 'intelligent' people, and hopefully die a slow, freezing death so that you may continue on in that strange lifestyle called 'real life'. Yes i know, the internet can seem a daunting place, but with assholes such as myself, im sure we can coach you with our demoralizing remarks, making you a more 'respectable' member of the online social tree, maybe falling between 'idiot' and 'just plain noob'.
"Warning, bad man on internets be saying mean things, must go type mindless reply and make bad man go away."
Please do, i would love to see how a modern caveman would flame, my research suggests a likely response below.
"OMG!!!!!!! WHATS YOU (bleep)ING SAYINN!!!/1!ne! I ONLY WAN TO JOIN CLAN, BUT UOY BE (bleep)IN G DICK TO ME, (bleep) YOU YOU FAT UGLY MAN IN A NANS BASEDMENT!!!!1111ONONE! IM GOING TO SENDS YOU A WORM, I H/AVVE AN IP!!E!ON!
*midd lefinger*"OH SNAP, you got me there son, really, i must retreat to my bridge, snacking on those other not so fortunate noobs who forgot the use of emote spam, which is my not so secret weakness. Please, let me kiss your butt better. [/sarcasm]
I hope this has been educational, if so i would be happy to write you a manual labeled "HOW TO WORK INTERNETS - FOR COMPLETE RETARDS" I bet it would be of great use, and serve you for many many years to come. You can even pass it on from generation to generation, if you are cruel enough to give birth... i dread to think what those 'things' will be like I am sure if they follow in your footsteps, i can expect to see them walking into my walls in the near future.
As heartwarming this post has been, i am afraid i will have to bring it to a close. I would really love to give you more unfriendly advice, but you see i have important sleep i am missing, and you really aren't worth missing sleep over. Night
Last edited by MysticMog; Sep 23, 2008 at 10:36 AM.
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