Originally Posted by Sergant7

Name:NATHAN
Age:17
Belt:yellow but don't rush me im learning
GMT: wtf does that mean
Past Clans: 0000000

Player Card:wtf does that mean

Previous Nicks or Former Accounts? (If any) 000000000
Can You Spar? (Provide 3+ Replays If Yes) yes


(Question by DrunkenMonkey): How many boats can you fit in your butt?
two small boats
(Question by Yusi): If someone touches you, and you liked it, is it considered rape?
no
(Question by Poop): Have you ever had violent diarrhea in a public restroom?
yes and it stunk

Originally Posted by wabuzz

Name:wabuzz
Age:16
Belt:around 20 games of 2knd dan
Past Clans: i am in ascend bu tit is breaking up and because everyone is leaving i thought u would be the best clan cause ur members are fun to play with

Player Card:ill upload it later

Can You Spar? (Provide 3+ Replays If Yes): i can parcour

About Yourself:i love playing toribash league of legends i am a drummer and in exams at moment

(Question by DrunkenMonkey): How many boats can you fit in your butt? 22

(Question by Yusi): If someone touches you, and you liked it, is it considered rape? depends ;)

(Question by Poop): Have you ever had violent diarrhea in a public restroom? i cant remember to violent

Originally Posted by BowlerHats

Name: Shayde
Age: 14
Belt: Blue (2nd dan on other account)
GMT: Central U.S
Past Clans: Lux, Fancy

Player Card:

Previous Nicks or Former Accounts? (If any):
-TopHats (2nd dan)
-Shaderade (Ooooooold account, brown belt)

Can You Spar? (Provide 3+ Replays If Yes): Love to learn, but nay.

About Yourself: my name is Shayde, I live in the marvelous US of A. I live in the beer capital of the nation, Wisconsin! (Not all of us are fat, by the way). I play a lot of ToriBash, and I am both active on the forums and ingame. I am 14 (or 15 and 1 month if you count my time in the womb) and I am in a charter school. I also play StarCraft and LoL, and enjoy thinking games. Longboarding is a favorite past time of mine (weather permitting) and I also enjoy sleep, reading, and talking. I can talk about nearly anything. I run the market in TB, and all in all enjoy this game more for the social aspect than the actual fighting aspect.

(Question by DrunkenMonkey): How many boats can you fit in your butt?
I prefer not to answer, I've ended up in the ER for this before.

(Question by Yusi): If someone touches you, and you liked it, is it considered rape?
Rape is just aggressive unwanted loving. Aggressive wanted loving is just rough sex.

(Question by Poop): Have you ever had violent diarrhea in a public restroom?
No, actually. I normally prepare for that shit beforehand. Get it? Oh man.