the trash cans in her bathroom and kitchen are full of jizz tissues

does that put you at ease

Good lord man, why would you jerk off in the kitchen?

Scratch that question, best left unanswered.

In fact, now I have this horrible mental image of this house now, never coming over. I'll catch the herpes or space aids or something. gg ground zero of stds

okay, I'll come visit you

I'm coming oracle :^)