As he comes in, sucker punch him from behind the door, then knock him over, kneel over him, and brutally beat the living hell out of him. That or get a really old black and white tv and say your old one broke to freak him out :o Then while he's asking you how, sucker punch him from behind the door, then knock him over, kneel over him, and brutally beat the living hell out of him.

Heres what i did to my friend joey you should do this too

Requirements: Non-neutered dogs

Here's how: I have 4 dogs, and during my sleepover, i threw food on my friend, joey when he was asleep, They ran up to him, and started mutually raping him, when he woke up, he was covered in dog semen.

Thats for breaking my Xbox.

Prop his ass up first.
That makes it even funnier.