During the world cup everyone starts watching soccer / football ;3

I would like to do Toribash Youtube Videos, but I don't really have an idea for a topic ... Everything is already "taken". People should hear my sexy voice

i don't watch soccer
soccer sucks
i don't care if there's a world cup or something going, i'm still not going to watch it

and if you start making videos and you're german please use the word squirrel as much as possible