Open up word, type in "Stupinator raped me."
Open "Picture 16"
Remove everything but the programs you have open, the Finder, and the Recycling Bin from your dock.
open up 1125688565019.jpg
and then open up paint and draw a smiley face
Open Toribash, Go into a random server and write "OMGODZORZ CRAZYLARS IZ TEH EPICZ" Post a screenshot... xD
"And Jc fails to realize macs don't have paint" ._.