ok every one is gotta make a smiley story, and then he may compliment others!

ok, i will be the first fag to start:

there used to be an man, his name was(1) , he liked(2) gifts!

but was a(3) man! who liked (4), so the town(5) the police, then the police them back! the police was trying to(6) the man...
but then he the police! so town was(7) they needed( .

they were trying to(9) , to(10) on him. but he(11) .

then came a(12) and ran over him. the people of the town were (13).

the end
1. santa
2. giving
3. bad, mad
4. fight
5. call, calling
6. kill
7. thinking
8. help
9. puke
10. throw tomatos
11. gave them the finger
12. driver
13. happy



so either you talk smiley or tell smiley stories!