I don't get it. I was watching discovery channel the other day, and i found out that when some gorillas mate, they kind of climb onto each others backs and go for it. Well I figured, 'humans aren't so different from gorillas are they?'

I went into town and saw a girl I'd 'hit'. I walked up to her, and showed her my hairy silver back. She looked disgusted, and tried to walk away, but i knew gorilla mating habits. She actually wanted me.

So I grabbed her, pushing her to the floor as i undid my trousers. She screamed and tried to run off, but I knew gorilla mating habits: She didn't just want any old male, she needed me to prove I was strong enough for her.

So I pinned her down and stuck it in her. I was kind of embarrassed about my penis size, but i knew gorilla anatomy. Gorillas have an average 4 inch penis, so I wasn't ashamed.

When I finished, I beat my chest and climbed a tree. I did that because gorillas do that too, and gorillas are awesome.

The girl never called back.

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL nice hax man.

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You probably gave her the wrong phone number.

I mean, why wouldn't she call back?

woh

i should try that out XD

i think she gave u wrong # but w/e

i think she knows not to call first.
shes just playing the waiting game my man.

Dude gorilla mating habits don't involve phones... Dude uv got to sniff her scent from the air let out a mating call Beat ur chest and get back on her.. Duh

That was me, you asshole.

And as you can see from kit's avatar, he does not want

You seemed to have done everything perfect! Good job. But it doesnt work with female homosapiens only female gorillas so try that next time and good luck

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