i've seen this around and i decided to post it o.o

OMG ZOMBIES ARE TAKING OVER THE WHOLE WORLD, QUICK, GRAB UR GEAR, IT'S TIME TO SHOW THEM WHY THIS IS OUR WORLD!!!


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Warsong:
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here i go :o

Primary weapon: zweihander
Secondary weapon: 51. Cal Desert Eagle
Warsong: Rammstein- Zerstіren
War Shout: BRING IT ON!!!!
Transport: 4chan Party Van
Helper:Chuck norris
Pet: a chicken
Fortress: a wide avenue
Strategy: slice and shot the zombies til i cant go on, then eat the chicken and keep on killing
Last Resource: take chuck norris out n pray for mercy towards the zombies
Last words: ELITE RULES, BITCHES!!!!!!!!!

lol i dont think a blunt zweihander sword would be too good against zombies

stfu and post what is told, noob


lol jk

Primary weapon: Shotgun
Secondary weapon: Another shotgun
Warsong: Theme from highlander
War Shout: SUCK LEAD UNDEAD FREAKS!
Transport: Segway
Helper: I would say chuck norris, but he is busy, so Tony Jaa. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epJuNCOGjio)
Pet: Zombie that I have trained to love
Fortress: Alcatraz
Strategy: Tease them, so they try to swim, but then they drown.
Last Resource: Eating pet zombie
Last words: "How the (bleep) did you get in here?"

lol good one xD

Primary weapon: Sniper rifle
Secondary weapon: Anti armor rocket launcher
Warsong: Highlander theme song (edit:...rofl me and gubbins think alike.)
War Shout: You'll never find me!
Transport: Sneaky sneaky
Helper:My faithful whore, so at least if I have to die I'll die happy
Pet: My cat Einstein
Fortress: Einstein's litterbox. Nobody wants to go near that thing, not even zombies.
Strategy: Hide and shoot
Last Resource: My whore again.
Last words: You will NEVER find m...oh, shit.

Primary weapon: a cereal box to bribe them with.
Secondary weapon: RPG but seriously who needs violence when you have cereal?
Warsong: I kissed a girl by kate perry
War Shout: would you like some cereal
Transport: jetpack oshi :O
Helper: a blond prostitute. another bribing tool with teh zombies ;)
Pet: a sickly chihuahua
Fortress: (refer to primary weapon)
Strategy: bribe them with undeniable cereal then when they dont expect it send in my sickly chihuahua to finish their asses off
Last Resource: Fruity pebbles
Last words: just dont mess up my hair.

XDDD!! awesome

Primary weapon: M16
Secondary weapon: RPG Launcher
Warsong: "The Jeffersons" Theme Song
War Shout: Lalalala
Transport: Coca-Cola Carrier
Helpers: Alive Wall-Mart Staff
Pet: A 110 LB Turkey (I feed it Kibbles, Wut?)
Fortress: Wall-Mart
Strategy: Hide in Wall-Mart?
Last Resource: I'm in a (bleep)ing Wall-Mart P:
Last words: Lol, gtfo.

Primary weapon: a box cupcake rigges to explode when bitten
Secondary weapon: um idk a gun i guess
Warsong: Wow Wow Wubbzy theme song Duh
War Shout: *Cough* (shit i wasted it by coughing
Transport: pfffft my super duper mega awesome mini motor bike
Helper: Dr. Pepper (ya thats right the ACTUAL guy)
Pet: a 200 ft/ ice breathing dragon
Fortress: a run-down TOYS-R-US
Strategy: pfffft play with toys till zombies come and them givem dah cupcake
Last Resource: idk the gun i guess
Last words: *Sneeze* (fuck i wasted it again!)