Originally Posted by Vespesi3n
Some wonderful facts about my state (Oregon):
'One may not test their physical endurance while driving a car on a highway.'
'It is illegal to place a container filled with human fecal matter on the side of any highway.'
'A door on a car may not be left open longer than is necessary.'
'An adult may not show a minor any piece of classical artwork which depicts sexual excitement.'
'It is illegal to whisper “dirty” things in your lover’s ear during sex.'
'Ice cream may not be eaten on Sundays.'
'Canned corn is not to be used as bait for fishing.'
http://www.dumblaws.com/
Go get some for your state. :P
how would they know?
Tennessee:
-You can’t shoot any game other than whales from a moving automobile.
-Hollow logs may not be sold.
-More than 8 women may not live in the same house because that would -constitute a brothel.
-It is illegal to use a lasso to catch a fish.
-“Crimes against nature” are prohibited.
-Ministers are to be dedicated to God and therefore are not eligible to hold a seat in either House of the Legislature.
-Any person who participates in a duel may not hold any public office in the state.
-Giving and receiving oral sex is still prohibited by law.
-Stealing a horse is punishible by hanging.
-No Christian parent may require their children to pick up trash from the highway on Easter day.
-Driving is not to be done while asleep.
-It is legal to gather and consume roadkill.
-Interracial marriages are illegal.
-Tattooing a minor is a misdemeanor.
-It is illegal to dare a child to purchase a beer.
-It is illegal to place tacks on a highway.
-Skunks may not be carried into the state.
-You can’t shoot any game other than whales from a moving automobile.
-Hollow logs may not be sold.
-More than 8 women may not live in the same house because that would -constitute a brothel.
-It is illegal to use a lasso to catch a fish.
-“Crimes against nature” are prohibited.
-Ministers are to be dedicated to God and therefore are not eligible to hold a seat in either House of the Legislature.
-Any person who participates in a duel may not hold any public office in the state.
-Giving and receiving oral sex is still prohibited by law.
-Stealing a horse is punishible by hanging.
-No Christian parent may require their children to pick up trash from the highway on Easter day.
-Driving is not to be done while asleep.
-It is legal to gather and consume roadkill.
-Interracial marriages are illegal.
-Tattooing a minor is a misdemeanor.
-It is illegal to dare a child to purchase a beer.
-It is illegal to place tacks on a highway.
-Skunks may not be carried into the state.
[RAWR]NutHug: I CAN MAKE DIAPER BROWN
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