Snorlax is so broken lol

So frustrating, my 10k Eggs hatch dumb stuff instead of Snorlax, my magmar's have like.. karate chop, Lapras has the worst move set possible (mine does rather), and none of my vapes have aqua tail.

ONE 10k egg hatching a lick/body slam snorlax is all I ask :c

my wild caught snorlax has lick/hyperbeam. Too bad I got it at level 7 and the cp is shit. 450