Whoa, whoa, whoa, WHOA. Back up there Kraetyz, before I shove a Metal Gear up your ass. The MGS series is the pinnacle of tactical stealth games and is widely considered to be one of the best. Portal, well, Portal is nothing more then a puzzle game that implements the ability to travel through walls (which people have been doing for a while via cheats and hacks) and is riddled with internet meme references. Portal shouldn't even be compared to the steamy goodness of the MGS series, let alone imposed over it.

MGS.
Is.
Nothing.

/me rips out Krae's throat, reaches into his body and pulls out his heart, eats the heart, shoves the throat up his ass, beats him until every single red blood cell in his body is severed and the blood builds up pressure, causing a cannon of blood to squirt out his ass, knocking the throat out.

By the way, it's clear that either you suck at MGS, you've never played a game from the series, or that you're just too stupid to understand the storyline if you honestly think Portal is better then the series.


MGS = A playboy playmate.
Portal = The 70-year old hooker with herpes standing on the corner of 5th and Main.

I've played MGS. The first one.
I didn't think t'was very good.

Now keep in mind, that if you insult me again, I will rape you. =)

Krae sucks balls. =]

*Bends over and pulls down pants*

Do you want to stfu, or do you want to get killed?

What!?

That wasn't the options a minute ago! You were offering rape to anyone who insulted you! This isn't rape. I now have to chose GTFO or death? =/

Post is a LIE! Automatically making: post=fail. MGS is NOT on Steam, Portal is. =P Therefore Portal is the one with the Steamy goodness. =P However! Steam is not good, a second falsification in your post. Hmm, you're making matters very complex here. A double falsification ... Hmm ... I'm going to take that as similar to a double negative, which makes a positive, therefore: post=win. [/bullshit]