well i came from school earlier today, i nearly shat myself in my pants (means i had to go to toilet) so i ran to the bathroom. while running, i pwnt my 2nd toe at my right foot from the left at a stair. it has been bleeding all afternoon and mum says, the nail will fall of soon, lmao.

post your funny stories.

One day while I was going to the kitchen I fell off my stairs and a door crushed my toe D=
xD

Bump cause im back at school for the first day D:

so. what ur ones?

ill post mine lata

In the first moment I thought Shock is back :O

I have my first holiday week ;o Got alot of funny stories, just went on to check facebook though, bai :3

I have bad news :/
Me and my gf broke up
Reason: If I'll tell you won't beleive me and you'll think it's a stupid reason :/

Good news: my sis is 4 away of coming back to Lebanon from her honeymoon
I miss her

The reason is quite fonny though

epic bump icky :> ive got tittfaced at toricon
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oh and i felt with my bike while drivin like 25mp/h (kein plan, 45 km/h oder so)
i crashed on the street on my side, hit the street with my head (bleeded alot) and my friend who was behind me, just drove over me (exactly over my ass)
clavicle broke

micho: oh thats sad :o did she cheated on you? tell us the reason, pls

She didn't cheat, she broke up with me.

Try and guess. ;/

some piece of wood fel on my foot... I was bending down to hold it (yes -.-) and got nosebled...

drove with my bike against a trashcan in the dark... still have a big scar on my hand... ok theese are not so funny... idk have to think about betterones

I drove with my bike over a little hole in the street and the backwheel fell off. Never will buy such a shitbike again ;o

did that hurt your balls? xD

a scar? :o what happend?