@OrAclE: His foot would explode from the amount of Pringles flying in the air.
Rule §: Anyone claiming to be an oldfgt/oldschooler who plays Toribash more then 1 hour a day is a liar.
Rule §A: The exception to this rule are oldfgts/oldschoolers who spend a lot of time in single player but only come on multiplayer occasionally.
Rule §B: When oldfgts/oldschoolers come on multiplayer, they will do one of the following: A, own everyone in the server; B, spec and complain about how noobish people are; or C, do a move they made originally and get yelled at for stealing bobSteve25925shadowultramegaclichename#456's move that he made yesterday.
Rule §B2: Oldfgts/oldschoolers will never claim to have invented a move; they will only say they have been using it a long time.
Rule §B3: Any oldfgt/oldschooler claiming to have an invented a move is a liar. The exception to this rule are the people who made extraordinarily complex multi-turn moves.
Rule §B32: PID's trademark jousting kick, Focker, which has been hijacked by approximately 40 billion newbs, is the only simple exception to the rule that invented moves only include complex moves.
Rule ↕: Anyone who's played Wushu more then two years and can beat Odlov is automatically cool.
Last edited by Ragdollmaster; Apr 12, 2009 at 02:04 AM.