Gj M3hi, gj.

M3HI: Scary. D:
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EDIT: Here comes a weird one:

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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: i missed u baby
You: me too hottie
Stranger: nicee
Stranger: where r u from
You: can't remember the name.
You: you?
Stranger: kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
Stranger: kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
Stranger: it is national secret
You: orly
Stranger: yepp
You: YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO SAY YARLY
You: not yep.
You: nub
Stranger: ok
Stranger: ok
Stranger: u r right
Stranger: i'm such a idiot
You: i see
Stranger: cuz i luv u
You: coz you're supposed to say "AN idiot"
Stranger: wtf lol
You: shoulda stayed in school, foo'.
You: :|
Stranger: kkkkkkkkkkkk
Stranger: kkkkkkkkk
Stranger: ok
Stranger: so
Stranger: whass ur name
You: my name is GOD.
Stranger: nice
Stranger: i'm atheist
You: WOW AMAZING
You: so i see that,
You: you don't believe is something you're chatting with right now.
You: in*
Stranger: kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
Stranger: kkkkkkkkkkkkkk
Stranger: oh shut up l luv u
You: everyone does.
You: but here's a strange fact:
Stranger: wud
You: you DON'T EVEN KNOW THE COLOR OF MY HAIR but you love me.
Stranger: kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
Stranger: kkkkkkkkkkkkk
Stranger: maybe
Stranger: u have.........
Stranger: nice color hair
You: so having a blue hair sounds nice to you?
You: cool
Stranger: kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: whatever u have
Stranger: i luv it
You: you don't even know if i'm a male or a female.
Stranger: i think
Stranger: u r bisexual
Stranger: but i dont care
Stranger: cuz i luv u
You: THAT'S RIGHT
You: no one never met god, but everyone love him
Stranger: kkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
Stranger: kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
Stranger: lol
You: that's the strange fact
Stranger: IMFAO
Stranger: so god is bisexual
You: yes
Stranger: and fat who luvs Mcdonals
Stranger: *Mcdonalds
You: yes
Stranger: superb
You: i see you're a very smart person.
Stranger: tnx........
Stranger: l luv u...
You: me too.
You: God loves you.
You: remember that.
Stranger: kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
Stranger: i wanna kill u
Stranger: kkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
You: LOL HILARIOUS!
Stranger: kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
You: NOW DO IT
Stranger: do wud
Stranger: baby
You: Kill me, you fucking asshole.
Stranger: ok
Stranger: i'm
Stranger: actually
You: yes.
Stranger: it is national secret
You: oic
Stranger: so
Stranger: tell me the truth
Stranger: r u a boy or a gay?
You: i'm a gay.
You: god is sooo gay.
Stranger: i hate u
You: but no one knows it
You: coz god is a national secret.
Stranger: kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
Stranger: kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
Stranger: kkkkkkkkkkkkkk
Stranger: i'm penguin in Antartica
You: Cool. I've raped many penguins in there. They're so hot.
You: Wait. No.
Stranger: ok
Stranger: ok
Stranger: i luv u
Stranger: i want u
You: ok then wanna have some sex with god right now?
Stranger: kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
Stranger: kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
Stranger: no baby
Stranger: i dont wanna cyber
Stranger: kkkkkkkkkkkkk
Stranger: lol
You: cmon, it's your great opportunity.
You: after that,
You: you'll be able to tell your friends that you had cyber sex with god
You: =D
Stranger: kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
Stranger: nice
Stranger: kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
Stranger: u r so funny
Stranger: so i wanna kill u
You: that's a good choice too.
You: you'll be able to tell your friends that you killed god after cybering with him
You: :o
Stranger: hahahahhahaahahahaa
Stranger: hahahhahahahahaha
Stranger: ahahahhaahaa
Stranger: maybe
Stranger: im fall in luv with u.............
You: Wanna visit me?
Stranger: yepp
Stranger: where do u live in
Stranger: fucker
You: see that knife over there?
Stranger: kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
Stranger: kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
Stranger: kkkkkkkkkkkkk
Stranger: kkkkkkkkkkkkkk
You: OHFUCK STOP SENDING MULTIPLE "K"S OR I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU
Stranger: kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
Stranger: but
Stranger: u r fun
You: orly
Stranger: yeah
You have disconnected.
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:3

What a noob. He cant say "yarly". He's officially blacklisted >_>

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: G'day mate
Stranger: mark here
Stranger: from spain
Stranger: u ?
You: Y' Got blood on my knife, Mark!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Why sniper quotes is awesome.

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: ohi
Stranger: whats up
You: fgsfds
You: poopface
You: talk back
You: or else I'll kill myself and it'll be your fault
Stranger: so go ahead need a left
Stranger: or a hand
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


lelelelele

ah my favorite person to be .... i present a mob story
You: hwo do you work for?!?1
You: is it vinny
Stranger: No. IT's Guido.
You: shit
Stranger: I've always been loyal to Guidol
You: i knew he was dealing behind my back
Stranger: It's his stripey pants. Gotta trust a man in stripey pants.
Stranger: Mmhmm.
You: your going to tel me whare the drugs are
Stranger: So what is Vinny going to say when he finds out he was double-crossed?
Stranger: Those drugs are long gone on a boat to Tobago.
You: i dont care about him. not now
You: shit
Stranger: Well, I'd say you have bigger problems, that's for sure.
You: tell me how to stop the boat now
Stranger: Unless you can swim _really_ fast, I'd say that's impossible.
You: ill gut you like a fish, you know i will
Stranger: You'd have to find me first!
You: damn
You: are you in the living room?
Stranger: I will not engage you in a game of Marco Polo. I'm in a secure location and you're not.
Stranger: THAT'S what should concern you.
You: damn im out of options ill have to get the codes
You: *looks through desk*
You: ah ha ive found them
Stranger: Oh, you're not going to use DSBDD77e8XXX88262, are you?
You: what how did you know
Stranger: 'Cause Guido re-set that last week.
You: shit
You: seems ill just have to blast through the door
Stranger: Look, I hate to see an old buddy in trouble like this.
Stranger: If you promise to never tell anyone, I could give you some advice.
Stranger: You'd have to run for it, of course.
You: buddy you played me i know we were never buddys
Stranger: Start over.
Stranger: Make a new life for yourself.
You: i cant not agen
You: yo know that
Stranger: There are a few places that even Guido & Vinny wouldn't look for you.
You: i cant trust you
Stranger: Maybe you can't.
Stranger: But do you have any better options?
You: dont think i dont know what happend to sammy
Stranger: Awww, Sammy? You're still sore about ol' Sam?
You: no i dont *pulls out gun*
Stranger: That was ancient history.
Stranger: And he was asking for it. Everyone in town knew his number was up.
You: yeah
You: but
You: we both knew he just wanted out
Stranger: And now you have a chance to get out. Do it the smart way.
You: ive had lots of chanses
Stranger: Oh shit--here comes Ralphie!
You: hah i know
You: i just had to stall you
Stranger: Well, I suppose that you wouldn't change your mind over a certain pass code, would you?
You: it might i can call him off you know
Stranger: I was there when it was reset... if only I can remember...
You: i think i have something to remind you
You: ralph pull out your gun
Stranger: Easy now!
Stranger: Look, I give you the pass, but I need some assurances.
You: its not easy any more
You: alright what do you need
Stranger: Enough time to get my things and get out of here.
Stranger: Clearly this place isn't big enough for both of us.
You: it aint
Stranger: Well, since you don't want to take me up on my offer to get out of town, I think I'll just do it myself.
Stranger: If i give you the code, promise me you won't use it for 12 hours.
You: i can do that
Stranger: That way, I'll be outta here before Guido knows that I've triple-crossed him.
Stranger: OK. Remember that old code?
You: yeah i have it right here
Stranger: Change the third "D" to a "4." That's it.
You: got it
Stranger: Now if you don't mind, Ralphie, I'm off to make my fortune!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Ownt.

I lold.

gg iPingu

Mwehehehehehe